Natalie talks about the peanut free table in her lunchroom. There is also a trans fat table, a healthy diet table, and a future fat kids table.
Natalie talks about hurricane names and how the GOP convention was put on hold because of Gustov. She goes on to discuss weird weather patterns and how she thought Geraldo was going to be washed away.
Natalie discusses all the bacteria, virus, fungi, and protozoa that live in your petri dish of a car. There is a lot of eeew in this piece.
Natalie discusses Michelle Obama and her sleek fashion knowledge. She relates her to Jackie Kennedy and then steals a line from Steve Martin.
Natalie reflects with Neil on the end of all the good times the summer provides before going back to school and buying husky jeans.
Michael Phelps owns the Olympics that is until the Russians invaded Georgia. Natalie has a warning for those Ruskies.
The Ravens are about to hold their first pre-season game against the New England patriots and there is a big quarterback controversy brewing.
After visiting the Statue of Liberty in New York, Natalie comes up with a plan to move it to where the immigrants will see it. The Rio Grande River.
Natalie heard that Neil played golf with some former Baltimore Orioles and had some problems with his LOFT (Lack Of Freaking Talent).
Natalie is building a dam to harness some power and share the water rights with her neighbors. She has already ordered the turbines.
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