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Gas is so expensive these days that Natalie has real problems with greedy OPEC and wonders why we can’t use vegetable oil as a substitute and pull up to a KFC to load up.

Gas is so expensive these days that Natalie has real problems with greedy OPEC and wonders why we can’t use vegetable oil as a substitute and pull up to a KFC to load up.
Natalie hears her horoscope for the first time and takes a guess to what mine and Ms. Shari’s is. Her guess was feces.
Natalie has her own ideas on what common sense is and compares it to flight attendants explaining how to use a seatbelt.
Natalie doesn’t understand why people are boycotting the Olympic Torch and thinks Americans should stop complaining and hunker down and kick some Chinese Butt!
The New Kids on The Block are getting back together and this is opening the door for all kinds of comebacks and Natalie can’t help but wonder if Milli will dig up Vanilli.
Natalie has a problem with Hilary Clinton’s version of the events on the tarmac in Bosnia because she was there and so was Sinbad.
Even though to Natalie March Madness is when her parents get mad at her for not cleaning her room in March, she is still all over the Kansas City Jay hawks
Wikipedia has nothing on Natalie who has her own theories on Déjà Vu and she is not talking about the album by Crosby Stills and Nash.
Natalie can’t even believe that Michael Vick joined Peta and compares it to Britney Spears winning the mother of the year award.
Natalie has a theory that Valentines Day is a manufactured holiday to help get boyfriends out of the doghouse. She also thinks that those little hearts are made out of Spackle.
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