Natalie Flu Bug
Natalie is tired of being sick and watching I Love Lucy episodes. This influenza season is all about sleeping over the trashcan.
Natalie is tired of being sick and watching I Love Lucy episodes. This influenza season is all about sleeping over the trashcan.
Natalie is beside herself when she learns that Samantha from American Girl Doll lure is losing her house. It seems her father; Joe the Plumber has just lost his job.
Mascots come in many sizes and levels. You have sports mascots, political mascots and product mascots. Are Tony the Tiger and the San Diego Chicken interchangeable?
Natalie reads her apologetic statement about all the things she regrets just in case she ever runs for office she doesn’t want any skeletons in her closet.
Natalie realizes her new president is left of center so she decides to change her direction. “Left out”, “left over” and “out of left field” are phrases she is practicing now.
Good integrity is a trait to be a good leader unless your name is Pelosi. Natalie has some ideas about what to do with the current leaders we have when they are done leading us in the wrong direction.
Natalie is anxious about the recent presidential debate and equates it to the old show Green Acres. What is clean coal anyway and if it’s getting hotter at the North Pole lets call it Baked Alaska.
Natalie talks about the peanut free table in her lunchroom. There is also a trans fat table, a healthy diet table, and a future fat kids table.
Natalie talks about hurricane names and how the GOP convention was put on hold because of Gustov. She goes on to discuss weird weather patterns and how she thought Geraldo was going to be washed away.
Natalie discusses all the bacteria, virus, fungi, and protozoa that live in your petri dish of a car. There is a lot of eeew in this piece.
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