Over 5 billion dollars is spent every year on illegal football office pools so Natalie decided to create one for the third grade. She also has a side bet on the pair of blizzards that are heading towards her state. Ouch!
Bubble wrap is turning 50! You can’t have a bad day when bubble wrap is around. Maybe President O’Bama should send some to everybody in congress and let them go at it!
Sitting is something that most people do every day but nobody stands for sitting like Natalie, especially Canadians. From ice fishing to the penalty box Canadians just do too much on their behinds.
Natalie is sporting her purple as she prepares for the big play off game with her Ravens and the Colts. Her over under is Jared Johnson over with Payton Manning under him. She’s all smash-mouth!
Natalie is a little frustrated at the big crowds and sweaty people. She is not talking about the mall but the gym! She has not just seen spare tires but some people are sporting a whole set.
The year and the decade is over so now how do we refer to the decade of zeros. We have the roaring twenties, the fabulous fifties but what do we call the decade of zeros? Here comes the teens!
Natalie is all excited about the 23.8 inches of snow she received. On a regular snow day she is not about snow removal but having fun and oh yeah driving Mom crazy.
Natalie was twirling her thumbs during the big Christmas concert because all the political correctness has ruined Christmas carols. Frosty the snowman is now called Frosty the hermaphodite snow creature.
Natalie had a big long talk with Santa Claus and she is trying to help him relocate to the moon because Al Gore says because of climate change the world is melting.
This is not the favorite holiday of Natalie because anytime she can open a present that holiday supersedes all other holidays. However she does plan on eating nine pounds of mashed potatoes today!
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